Does anybody not know the series of jokes that compare
operating systems to beers? For example:
Mac Beer — At first, came in only a 16-oz. can, but now
comes in a 32-oz. can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer.
All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge,
it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If
you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you
don't need to know." A notice on the side
reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan.